Lace up, boys and follow that biscuit right over here! Crash the net and one-t the finest head gear to grace the O-zone this side of warmup - the Puck Norris "dad hat". No doppin' dingle here, just straight duster-destruction artillery right on yer bucky. Got a beaut rocking a casual, relaxed fit, feeling smoother than a silent tape saucer and ready to breeze-drop off any rocket's Up-Dos, bang-silly. Don't celly without it, bud. Hustle your mitts over to our trusty web barn - pucknorris.com - and trade a bit of lettuce for audacity. Parade it proudly like it’s the puck after a top shelfer! So hit the ice skating, convert your hat trick into the Puck Norris way, and go bar-downski with roaring Celly just because you dusted some 'D' with these slick dad vibes. Let's get FERDA, boys!
